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Tom Simmons and Les Psalmonds

If you intro or outro these with tomsimmons.net, then feel free to download and play the following routines on the air. Pay attention to this page for new tracks and topical funny. We can both benefit from me providing consistent laugh out loud comedy. This stuff is material that works night after night from coast to coast. Listen, check back, give me feedback on how I can make this easier for you to use. -Tom.

ACT I- RACE'ISMS & NATURE


1. Intro-First Impressions  MP3 0:53 | 1.1M
2. Cracka' Please  MP3 2:11 | 2M
3. Littering  MP3 1:13 | 1.1M
4. FIV/ PETA  MP3 1:18 | 1.2M
5. Shark Attack  MP3 2:57 | 2.7M
6. Sunday  MP3 1:11 | 1.2M

ACT II- THE WAR


7. Isreal/Palestine  MP3 1:18 | 1.2M
8. God and War Reprise  MP3 1:38 |1.5M
9. War against terrorism  MP3 2:49 | 2.6M
10. Bush vs. Evil  MP3 2:01 | 1.9M
11. Texas  MP3 1:54 | 2.1M
12. Airline Pilots  MP3 1:08 | 1.0M
13. Drugs and Terrorism  MP3 1:13 | 1.1M
14. September 11th Funds  MP3 0:29 | 0.4M
15. Salvation Army  MP3 0:34 | 0.5M
16. Track 51  MP3 0:17 | 0.3M 		 

ACT III- Sports & Memory


17. Crime in Sports  MP3 3:20 | 3.1M
18. Celebrating Athletes  MP3 1:31 | 1.4M
19. Banners at Sporting Events  MP3 0:42 | 0.7M
20. Olympic Events  MP3 1:37 | 1.5M
21. My Memory Outside My Window  MP3 3:03 | 2.8M

ACT IV- Crosses*Serena*Fettishes

22. Roadside Crosses  MP3 2:00 | 1.8M
23. Serena  MP3 2:35 | 2.4M
24. Real Sex on HBO  MP3 2:43 | 2.5M
25. Funking Groove  MP3 1:06 | 1.4M
26. Silend  MP3 3:24 | 3.9M

ACT V- Love and Rage

27. Love/Road Rage  MP3 3:07 | 2.9M
28. WWJD/Outro  MP3 0:55 | 0.8M
29. First Impressions (reprise)  MP3 1:04 | 1.2M
 

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