Time: Fri Jan 13 13:51:13 2006
Name: Dawn Lambert
Comments: Hey Tom, I just wanted to give you heads about your upcoming appearence here in Idaho on Febuary 24. My name is Dawn Lambert and I am an Independent Business Associate with For Your Pleasures. Yes it is Adult Novelties if you haven't heard about it before I am gonna fill you in now. I just wanted to let you know that there is a For Your Pleasures Convention in town that weekend and we are going to the Funny Bone that night to see you. So if you need to know any information please don't hesitate to ask me. You can e-mail me directly at fypbydawn@yahoo.com. I look forward to seeing/hearing from you. Best of luck in your travels.

Time: Tue Jan 10 11:33:28 2006
Name: Flash
Comments: Hey Bud! I miss you! Hope all is well, Merry Shristmas and Happy New Year! Hope the family is doing great. Iraq! Wow! Always, Flash

Time: Thu Jan 5 17:18:55 2006
Name: Foppe
Comments: What is your Fucking E mail address??? Forward it to afoppeiii@carolina.rr.com

Time: Fri Dec 16 16:23:46 2005
Name: Christian Ward
Comments: Tom glad to see you have fulfilled your dreams. last i talked with you was in 89 at a bar at georgetown shopping center. meathead, Rossanna and Chris walker were there. i frequently catch you on XM. Drop me a line and let me know when you are coming to Columbus OH Regards your old bud. Chris Ward Peachtree High 1986

Time: Mon Dec 5 22:31:27 2005
Name: Steve...err, Bill Davidson
Comments: What's it like knowing Steve Burr?

Time: Wed Nov 30 01:53:06 2005
Name: Bill Griffin
Comments: hey man heard a lot about you. im best friends with your nephew aaron. i live out in san diego, stationed on camp pendleton. anytime you come to cali hit me up ill get some marines together and come see a show.

Time: Sun Nov 20 17:20:48 2005
Name: Keith
Comments: Great website, Tom. You're a funny man. Keith

Time: Fri Nov 11 21:13:18 2005
Name: Scott Bowman
Comments: Tom, hope you make it to our area soon loking forward to hearing some of your new material.The family say's hello Scott B

Time: Tue Oct 11 18:54:12 2005
Name: Pearl Miller
Comments: Enjoyed your performance at McCurdys-in Sarasota 9/30/05.Absolutely loved every moment. Your style was in good taste, most appreciated and kept me laughing. Do hope you get to Pittsburgh

Time: Sat Sep 24 01:33:59 2005
Name: Frank Browning
Comments: Hey man! It's Frank Browning. I just watched your set at the funny bone in Huntington, WV, and I gotta say, you cracked me up dude. I really enjoyed listening to ya!

Time: Wed Sep 7 13:11:53 2005
Name: Paul Lakamp
Comments: Hi Tom I don't know if you remember me, I met you at Acmes Gala in Minneapolis about 3 years ago. Not really important if you don't. The reason I'm writing is to let you know I enjoy reading your journal entries. I go to other comics websites and they only update their journal entries whenever they feel like it. Like that punk kid Pete(I'm too goodlooking for my comedy}Lee. Plus you give me something to read while I'm wasting time at work. Keep up the good work. Later Paul Lakamp

Time: Tue Aug 23 10:48:40 2005
Name: Todd Lenk
Comments: Saw your show 08-21 at Harrah's in Vegas. Outstanding!!!! You my friend are a funny man. Looking forward to seeing you someday at Riddley's Comedy Castle in MI someday. Best to you, your gorgeous wife and beatiful son!!

Time: Tue Aug 23 00:33:16 2005
Name: Owen
Comments: I love you, Daddy. I can't wait until you are back home next week.

Time: Fri Aug 5 13:28:15 2005
Name:
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Time: Thu Jul 21 18:42:48 2005
Name: Fop-n-ator
Comments: give us a damn call or an email ...hope you three are well. catch ya when you are in town you pinko commie!

Time: Thu Jul 7 10:50:14 2005
Name: Brad & Jennifer Rickard
Comments: The quote I was trying to remember last night was Francis Frangipane "To inoculate me from the praise of man, He baptized me in the criticism of man, until I died to control of man." In other words, nothing will squelch our efforts to seek the approval of others as not receiving it. Anyway...we loved getting together with ya'll last night. Please keep in touch! By the way, this is a great website! Good Luck!

Time: Tue Jun 28 16:20:52 2005
Name: jacki
Comments: update your appearance site;)

Time: Tue Jun 7 16:32:42 2005
Name: Danny Clark
Comments: Hey man how are things? I left a message with Walkman the other day but he has not called me back. Is everything ok? Call me sometime if you get time. Hope things are well with the family. Take Care.

Time: Thu Jun 2 03:36:01 2005
Name: mai shiranui
Comments: I really love the content of this site it serves as a source of valuable information in my life .I will continue to visit this websites often and I would like to thank you for your continual service www.jokes123.com

Time: Mon May 30 12:17:53 2005
Name:
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Time: Sun May 29 07:05:24 2005
Name: boobs
Comments: i want games on this thing

Time: Sun May 15 13:44:07 2005
Name: Jeff
Comments: Saw you at the Funny Bone in Columbus, OH last night. Great material, I laughed my ass off!

Time: Fri May 13 01:40:29 2005
Name: Cindy Harcrow
Comments: Tom, I saw your show the last time you were in Tulsa, Ok. I bought your CD and have got nothing but laughs from it. I have watched your website to see when your coming back but you didn't come back at all last year and doesn't seem as though you have any plans of coming back this year. I really wish you would make it back to T-Town. I would make sure the show was packed with my friends.

Time: Fri Feb 25 20:28:53 2005
Name: Brandi
Comments: Great show tonight in Lexington...you were awesome...thanks.

Time: Sun Feb 20 19:55:19 2005
Name: juliejo
Comments: Tom: I got to see your show (twice) and meet you in AK in November...just wanted to say your shows were great and I hope you make it up this way again! Congrats on the baby, and I hope you get plenty of time off to enjoy him (and give Serena a break...)

Time: Mon Feb 14 18:19:29 2005
Name: Theo and Lisa Kurker
Comments: Hey Tom and Serena, Congratulations on baby Owen!!! We are so happy for you all! Best of luck!! Lisa, Theo, Taylor, Kayli, Brooke and Zakby Kurker

Time: Fri Feb 11 08:16:49 2005
Name: Steve Burr
Comments: Tom, I just wanted to inform you that I will begin making prank phone calls to one Suzi Jameson, 678-319-3903, at noon on Monday, February 14. Her fate was sealed when she posted her private information in this very public, although seldom read forum.

Time: Fri Feb 11 08:14:12 2005
Name: Steve Burr
Comments: Tom, please turn over possession of Serena and Owen to me at your earliest convenience.

Time: Wed Feb 2 10:18:09 2005
Name: Suzi Jameson
Comments: Hello, I lost my phone last year and do not have your number when you called your number did not register. I want to talk to you. I am so excited about the baby, mine was born in November..please call if I still make the list.......678-319-3903!!!

Time: Mon Jan 31 06:23:13 2005
Name: Uncle Steve Burr
Comments: Congratulations on the new addition! I couldn't be happier for Serena, Tom and the baby's father! I leave hack guest book posts regarding births!

Time: Thu Jan 20 17:34:38 2005
Name: Laser Vagina Boy
Comments: Yeah, thanks for the kind mention in your New Year's week journal.

Time: Mon Jan 3 16:15:08 2005
Name: Greg Lausch
Comments: i miss your footrubs.

Time: Sun Jan 2 06:29:27 2005
Name: Peter S. Zogby
Comments: Did you see the article in the NYTimes about the effort to raise the pay scale for the 300 or so comedians working clubs in NYC. I think they are also trying to unionize. It was in the Times at the beginning of the week. Love to you Sarina and baby?

Time: Wed Dec 29 21:14:59 2004
Name: Steve Burr
Comments: I agree with the comment below

Time: Wed Dec 29 21:14:31 2004
Name: Janet George
Comments: Steve Burr is better looking than you

Time: Sat Dec 25 13:28:29 2004
Name: JACKI
Comments: HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS TO YOU, ON THIS WONDERFUL DAY. LOVE YA, LOVE SARA, ZAK, THOMAS, MICHAEL, AND JACKI

Time: Sat Dec 25 00:13:39 2004
Name: Steve Burr
Comments: I, Steve Burr, on this 25th day of December, in the year of our lord, 2004, promise that I will take care of the family of my pal Tom Simmons, in the unfortunate event of his demise. Serena and the unborn baby, Quentin Fitzgerald Jefferson Simmons will live as comfortable a life as my $29,000.00 a year income can provide. With Tom out of the way...I mean gone, I will give his wife and child a reason to continue on...especially his wife. I have spoken and so it has been written.

Time: Tue Dec 21 14:46:26 2004
Name: Michael DiTommaso
Comments: Hey Tom, Jackie gave me your cd - I listened to the entire performance and you are a very gifted comedian- It was great! and I believe it would be even funnier without the cursing - The material is whats funny. I have no doubt you would make a huge splash in the Christian market - you wouldnt have to give up clubs- but you do have to believe( thats entirely up to you) I have the contacts in place - I took my cousin from the local to the national level within the Christian market. I came to know God thru Jesus Christ when I was around 24- Walked the walk for a couple of years and then for the next10 years abandoned the faith - until recently about 2 1/2 years ago I came back for good. My point is during that 10 year period of time I didnt live for Christ - So if somebody asked me to be an agent for a Christian comdian - like my cousin - I wouldnt have done it - The passion, belief, faith, wouldnt have been there. So thats something you have to think about. You have to be convinced this is what you want. I'm available to help if you would like. If you want to chat - heres my number 516 459 9218 cell.

Time: Mon Dec 13 13:35:00 2004
Name: jacki
Comments: hey you two, soon to be three.... just saying God bless and i love you

Time: Wed Dec 8 14:54:58 2004
Name: Ron Saracino(Go 'CANES)
Comments: The C.D. you gave me was awesome!!!! Hope you the wife and baby are great RON AND LACEY

Time: Wed Dec 1 18:13:18 2004
Name: James Bailey
Comments: Hey, seen you in Cincinnati a while back, great show, would like to see you and Costaki on the same night, keep up the good work!

Time: Wed Oct 27 09:26:03 2004
Name: Sue Frenzel
Comments: sue.frenzel@leonard.com a/k/a the doyenne of unsolicited advice: Last night, Oct. 26, at the Acme Comedy Club, the format worked very well. You were all 3 very funny, and it was well worth the money. You don't have to apologize onstage for ending your set when you run out of jokes on a topic. Just switch comics at that point. The change in format was refreshing. I saw you perform at Acme with Matt Krantz Fugate last year and I enjoyed your act so much that I bought your cd and I rarely do that. Do people ever tell you (constantly?) when you're on the road that your attitudes and beliefs mirror those of members of the Baha'i Faith? I'm Baha'i and when I shared your cd with a Mom who's a Baha'i, she gave it back and said you have too much of a potty mouth. There are 6 million of us who think and believe like you do. We vote, but don't belong to political parties, because party politics is divisive. I noted the waft of meth sitting next to the stage. Don't you hate that? It sticks to a person and moves with him. The lady who started the work Bible study class I attend sits next to me, and I've gotten the drift of meth once. And sitting next to a sharply dressed young woman on the way to church one Sunday morning I was drowned in the odor of meth. I found out what it smelled like this last June when I stayed in a motel room in California. Now when I'm booking hotel rooms, along with non-smoking, I specify non-meth. Enjoyed you and Tim very much and will recommend - once more - to the 300+ people at work to go see your show. Tim has a very original way of looking at things that makes me stop and think; I appreciate that although I thought trashing all the people of a continent was tacky.

Time: Tue Oct 26 23:54:08 2004
Name: Steve G.
Comments: Just got back from the first "debate" show at Acme, and although it wasn't exactly smooth showbusiness, you were both damn funny. (And this is coming from one of those Neanderthals for whom Bush is the lesser of two evils, for what it's worth.) Kinda wishing we could make it to one of the shows later in the week just to see what it's like, but that would require me hiring a brain double to either work for me or take my night class, and that's just not technologically possible yet.

Time: Tue Oct 12 14:05:10 2004
Name: Sally
Comments: Hey Tom, I don't know if you remembr me but I used to work for Omnipop years ago. Well I am married now & live in Orange County I was wondering when your going to be at the Irvine Improv? Let me know. Sally (SallyLhome@aol.com)

Time: Sat Oct 9 12:59:41 2004
Name: Libby Rouleau
Comments: Hi Tom! So nice to meet you while you were in Atlanta...loved your show - you are very talented! Hope to keep in touch! Libby

Time: Wed Oct 6 17:15:59 2004
Name: tom
Comments: Anyone looking for how to get the breast cancer bracelets can do a couple of things. One is email Serena at bluebeetle@mindspring.com , the other is to check back in a week or so and we will hopefully have the link up on the site somewhere. thanks a lot for working to support Serena in raising money to fight breast cancer.

Time: Wed Oct 6 13:31:49 2004
Name: Gretchen
Comments: Tom - I walked the San Diego 3-Day and was told to contact you about the "Believe" pink braclet - any suggestions where I could get a few? Thanks

Time: Sun Sep 5 21:37:15 2004
Name: Serena
Comments: I love Tom's new long lock look. I think he is cute and sexy with his little flippy deals all around. I love him.

Time: Tue Aug 31 12:49:54 2004
Name: Sherri Reed
Comments: Hey Tom. I recently saw you perform at Go Banana's in Cincy and was wondering....what the hell happened to your hair. You use to be way hot but that hair style kinda makes you NOT! Please, please...clip those locks!

Time: Tue Aug 31 12:13:49 2004
Name: Gary Doss
Comments: Saw you in Atlantic City 8/27. I was the Big guy stage side LMAO. YOu were the Highlight of our trip to Atlantic city. It was our 10th anniversary and other thasn your show Atlantic City is the armpit of the earth. (without deoderant) You were hilarious and saved the vacation If your ever in Columbus Ohio please e-mail me so I can catch your show, gdoss@columbus.rr.com

Time: Thu Aug 26 01:00:05 2004
Name: Michele
Comments: My boyfriend and I saw Tom at Go Bananas in Cincinnati last weekend. I have been to the club over 15 times, and Tom is my favorite comic that I have seen! We will be promoting you and your site and your cds to everyone we meet!

Time: Mon Aug 23 22:30:11 2004
Name: Rod"neck"
Comments: Hey tommy, thnx for the photo spread, whene playgirl bills u, let me know! Cant wait to see yall CRACKA AZZZZ, CRACKAS again.Take care, luv u guys. da real rednecks.

Time: Tue Aug 17 08:45:16 2004
Name: Peter S. Zogby
Comments: Tom --check out the NY Times for Tues. Aug 17. There is an article about 2 Arab American comedians who are doing a show off Broadway. It mentions the Arab American comedy fest that I had mentioned to you over the July 4th Holiday at your Mom's. Love to you and Serena and ??? Peter and Kim

Time: Mon Aug 16 11:42:00 2004
Name: Vinnie Coppola (again)_
Comments: Tom! Go to www.vinnie.com and click on the button that says "associates" you are linked, brother! Thanks... by the way, your position on that page IN NO WAY reflects the level of respect I have for you and your genius. Take care.

Time: Sat Aug 14 00:35:15 2004
Name: Scott King
Comments: Danny Bevins is a tool, Danny most people move out of their parents house when they turn 33. Get a job and a girl, Scott

Time: Sat Aug 14 00:33:29 2004
Name: Scott King
Comments: Tom rocked out with his cock out at Joker's Wild in the Bahamas, his cd is real good too.

Time: Tue Jul 27 13:51:56 2004
Name: Jordan
Comments: Hey Tom! It's Jordan from rhapsody of the seas. ur such a badass and i had an awesome time going to your shows and talking with you by the pool! email me sometime Jordanxox2002@yahoo.com

Time: Thu Jul 15 02:44:38 2004
Name: Jamie Lissow
Comments: Tom, Congratulations on you being a dad. Do you know who the mother is?

Time: Mon Jul 12 13:44:33 2004
Name: Pete Lee
Comments: Tom, with your political smarts, you could run for mayor...but you don't live anywhere.

Time: Tue Jun 15 23:20:06 2004
Name: danny bevins
Comments: It occurs to me that Tomis nothing without his wife Serena. Check out his roast video, it's plain to see that without her he wouldn't know what to say. I think there should be less of Tom and more of Serena. You're funny brother but you are still a pain in the (censored). danny

Time: Mon Jun 7 23:39:52 2004
Name: Nick (Future President)
Comments: Hey Tom! I just saw your show in South Bend. You were Hilarious. Thanks for making Brandywine High School's Project Graduation Great!

Time: Mon May 31 19:40:44 2004
Name: The Cantrell's
Comments: Hey Tom its Matt Bubba's little bro. Michele and I had a good time at your show. Funny as hell. We will see you agin in July. Patsy and Jimmy said hey.

Time: Sun May 23 23:26:34 2004
Name: Peggi Conlin-Paquette
Comments: Dear Tom, Really enjoyed your comedy and getting to meet you at McCurdy's. I tried to log into the forum but could not. Any tips how to get in? Thanks for the kind words about my open mike Peggi

Time: Fri May 21 21:26:35 2004
Name: guest
Comments: I am a guest. This is the book.

Time: Fri May 14 06:24:42 2004
Name: Foppe
Comments: Hey what is your direct email? send it to me please....hope your show went well in my shirt. afoppeiii@carolina.rr.com

Time: Thu May 13 22:19:21 2004
Name: Liz B
Comments: I love the "Cracka Please" bit...I heard you on the radio on my way to work this morning and it is was the funniest thing I have heard in awhile. Thanks for making my morning and I will try to catch your show when you are in my neck of the woods next month! binkster79@sbcglobal.net

Time: Mon Apr 26 17:39:54 2004
Name: Steve Burr, Esquire
Comments: I saw Tom Simmons at a "Re-elect George W. Bush Rally" Just thought his liberal fans would like to know that.

Time: Mon Apr 12 15:54:43 2004
Name: Amy Ferguson
Comments: Hi Tom, Me and my husband were at the 10:30 show at Hyenas Sat. before Easter, the newley weds right up front. We talked alot about how great your show was! That was my first comedy show experience and I am glad it was a good one. What we enjoyed most was the love and respect you expressed for your wife. Daniel and I both love and respect eachother very much and, sadly, that is hard to find in couples these days. I would also like to say "thank you" for your lack of sexual jokes. I find them crude,demoralizing, disrespectful and,frankly, embarassing. Best of luck in your travels and on your shows! Dan and Amy Roxy5560@aol.com

Time: Tue Apr 6 10:22:17 2004
Name: M.Allen
Comments: Hey Buddy, I've spent the morning reading your road journals...you make me laugh. e-mail me at allen4213@hotmail.com, I'll let you in on my return- Allen out

Time: Thu Apr 1 14:12:21 2004
Name: Pete Zogby Jr.
Comments: Keep up the good work cuz! Z

Time: Sat Mar 27 18:08:26 2004
Name: Steve Burr
Comments: Tom, I just noticed that Jamie Lissow signed your guestbook and I want to apologize for not believing you when you said you know him. It's just hard to believe that comics at such different levels would be able to sustain a relationship. Your Pal, Steve Burr

Time: Sat Mar 27 03:16:48 2004
Name: Jamie Lissow
Comments: Dear Tom, I love your website but think you need more pictures of you and Serena in and around the RV. I wanted to publicly apologize and explain why I sometimes don't anwer your cell phone calls when I see it's you. It's because you always have all these great new lines and I haven't written anything. And you never fall for it when I try to pass off an old line as a new one. Like the other day when I told you my new joke about learning to drive and how crazy it is being sixteen and you called me on it. Or the joke about the funny thing my dad just did when you know he passed away six years ago. I also want you to know that everytime I see an RV I say "Hey it's Simmons" even if I am alone in my car. Oh and Your line in the Dennis Miller submission that I have copied below is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Talk to you later, Jamie. "The National Museum of the American Indian was opened recently in Washington DC. It will be moved to Oklahoma in 2005 in order to make way for the Christopher Columbus Museum."- Tom Simmons.

Time: Fri Mar 26 00:39:17 2004
Name: Erik
Comments: Enjoyed your show in Vegas at the Riv. Hope you can come back to Seattle again.

Time: Thu Mar 25 17:30:43 2004
Name: Terrence Bailey
Comments: I thought the way you present your jokes is awesome. You're educating us ignorant, deceived people. We want to laugh, but you're doing one better: You're making us laugh and opening our eyes at the same time! Thanks!

Time: Tue Mar 23 03:35:50 2004
Name: tom
Comments: Some answers to things posted here on the guestbook... The closest I get to NYC in the near future is Atlantic City. Dan Saah. I no longer have your number or a way to get in touch with you. Anyone else who's questions have gone unanswered. Just call the phone number in the post from Rodney. see ya soon T

Time: Mon Mar 22 13:25:34 2004
Name: Karl
Comments: Caught you act in Las Vegas last night at the Riv. You were GREAT! Hope to see you again soon. Keep up the great work.

Time: Fri Mar 19 14:37:06 2004
Name: John
Comments: Heard you on Khaha.com... When will you be in the New York City area?

Time: Sat Mar 13 17:53:43 2004
Name: Jennifer Angier
Comments: ice cream has no bones

Time: Fri Mar 5 11:59:37 2004
Name: Susan Chambless
Comments: Hi! Love Aaron's prank call, but then again I would being- I'm his aunt and Serena's sister. Hey, Josh is graduating from ASU May 9th. Where do we send the invite? Write me, Serena. Susan

Time: Thu Feb 26 11:54:28 2004
Name: dan saah
Comments: what up my cracker ass cracker?

Time: Fri Feb 20 19:22:36 2004
Name: rodney aka...HOTT RODD
Comments: HMMMMMMMMMMMM...ANYTHING I WANT?.....WHAT DO U THINK UR SANTA CLAUS,THAT SON OF A BITCH SAID THE SAME THING, AND HE LIED.....PLEASE CAL...909 245 9721 SO I CAN PLACE MY ORDER. THANKS FOR NOTHING...

Time: Mon Feb 16 16:01:31 2004
Name: Danny Clark
Comments: Caught the show at Funny Farm. It was great. It was nice to see you again and meet your wife. I will be checking in from time to time and will see you in Sept. I'll see if I can round up some of the gang to come pack the house. Stay in touch. DC PS Hey Les

Time: Fri Feb 13 11:40:35 2004
Name: Danny Clark
Comments: Hey man great talking to you on the radio(Z93) today. I am going to see you Sat nite at he Funny Bone. Hope to talk to you ther a little bit . Congtats on yor success and I wish you well for the future.

Time: Thu Feb 12 19:25:18 2004
Name: Kim Shields
Comments: Well, just as I still can't properly leave a message on an answering machine...I obviously can't leave one online either..My dad just called to say that he heard you were going to be on 96 rock tomorrow am. The fact my dad-at age 56-has to tell me that is pretty sad. I am so out of touch with cool. I assumed that meant you were in Atlanta so I googled you and found this website! Fun seeing Les and your beautiful wife! We already had a sitter for Friday night so we're trying to change our plans and would love to come see you !! Hope to see you tomorrow night!! Kim

Time: Thu Feb 12 19:17:14 2004
Name: Kim Volk/VanEvery Shields
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Time: Thu Feb 12 00:38:50 2004
Name: tom simmons
Comments: Scott- I am performing at the Riviera. They have a comedy club upstairs. Are you staying in a hotel or in the RV park at Circus Circus? I don't remember the show times. There are two shows a night. I think it is eight and ten. If you need to email me you can get on the mailing list, write a comment in the comment box and then I will have your email and hit you back. Hope to see ya in Vegas.... stay in touch, might be able to help with tickets.

Time: Sat Feb 7 20:36:54 2004
Name: Scott & Maria Berryman
Comments: Tom, I met you at Walmart parking lot this summer in Madison, WI. I told you we would be in Las Vagas by RV around the same time as your show there. Would like to meet up with you and your wife and see your show. We will be there March 16th thru the 20th. What are your show times. Looking forward to my first time in Las Vagas.

Time: Fri Jan 30 20:10:46 2004
Name: Alice Jankowski
Comments: Your shirts ROCK. Thanks for everything Tom and Serena. It was great working with you.

Time: Sun Jan 25 01:38:31 2004
Name: Mandy
Comments: We saw you perform tonight @ the Punchline and I have to say that I LOVED your act!! GREAT job!!!

Time: Tue Jan 20 11:43:13 2004
Name: Giles Laux
Comments: Great show at Crackers in Broad Ripple. We had a great time. I've told my sister and her husband about you. They live in Roswell, they are going to try to see one of your shows in Georgia. My brothers' family live near South Bend and want to see you at the Funny Farm. I sent them one of your CDs'. Good Luck with your comedy. We really enjoy it. -Giles

Time: Mon Jan 19 21:31:25 2004
Name: Zachary allen
Comments: i saw your show in new tork ,freeport i cant stop laughfing you have a great perspective on life you kept your diolouge so clean i can enjoy it even more good luck on your cross country journy lots of luck -zak allen email is -live4thesport@msn.com

Time: Fri Jan 16 07:48:07 2004
Name: Jan Miles
Comments: Saw your show last night and laughed so hard I almost needed an oxygen mask. You're cute too. Thanks alot for the laughs.

Time: Mon Jan 12 12:28:57 2004
Name: MIKE THROWER
Comments: HI TOM AND SERENA.JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF KELLY FROM WINNIBAGO GOT IN TOUCH.SHE SEEMED INTERESTED.MY GROUP OF 70 PLUS THAT CAME TO THE SHOW ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT YA.HAD A GREAT TIME.EMAIL BACK AT METTHR@YAHOO.COM

Time: Tue Dec 30 08:26:45 2003
Name: Scott Bowman
Comments: Tom, enjoyed your show's in High Point great recovery Saturday night from the dead crowd Friday. Both our girls enjoyed your show and are fans. We wish you and Serena the best in your travels and ventures in California, until next time thanks for the laughs.SB

Time: Sat Dec 27 01:27:44 2003
Name: Patti Swinford
Comments: My husband, our youngest son, his girlfriend and I saw your act in Birmingham last night and we're still laughing. You have a great perspective on life with the valuable ability to see the humor in our humaness. We loved your show. We'll be looking for you on Letterman. And should you choose to be on Leno first, I'll even watch him to see your act again. Personally I especially appreciate your efforts to keep your dialogue cleaner than most.

Time: Sat Dec 27 01:27:03 2003
Name:
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Time: Mon Dec 15 13:32:45 2003
Name: Jason Cichy
Comments: Great website. I caught Tom's act Saturday the 12th at Gary Fields, great show. I was with a large group of people there for a birthday, everyone loved the show. I bought both CD's and had them on the radio at work today, everyone liked the material. One suggestion for the website, add your radio appearances to the schedule, Gary Fields said you were on Bob and Tom from time to time and I'd like to catch you next time.

Time: Sun Dec 14 21:03:07 2003
Name: Michelle and Rudy from Battle Creek, MI
Comments: We just started looking. So far, so good.

Time: Wed Dec 10 22:22:59 2003
Name: danny niblock
Comments: i think its nice

Time: Wed Dec 10 16:32:44 2003
Name: Jenny
Comments: It's great! Come back to Madison, WI soon!

Time: Sun Nov 16 13:09:49 2003
Name: kim vorpahl
Comments: great site, great concert in appleton,wi 11/15/03 from the love coupon couple, kim n herb

Time: Thu Oct 30 08:35:29 2003
Name: ACME Fan
Comments: Awesome show on 10/29 at ACME in Mpls, MN. Everyone was talking about it after the show. It was so nice not to here a scripted comic for once. I may have to go again this weekend! Thanks.

Time: Sun Oct 19 21:26:16 2003
Name: Steve Burr...who wants to know?
Comments: I was showing my trophy girlfriend your site and she said the color scheme was pretty. I thought you'd like to hear that seeing as how it was one of your comedy goals.

Time: Tue Oct 14 16:09:54 2003
Name: Jim Bobrycki
Comments: Site is cool. Your show is funny as hell.

Time: Wed Sep 24 15:51:06 2003
Name: Scott Bowman
Comments: Great! Happy to see you will be returning to High Point in December looking forward to seeing your show haven't seen you since Titus in Raleigh. Thanks for the laughs

Time: Fri Sep 19 21:12:49 2003
Name:
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Time: Sat Sep 13 14:38:31 2003
Name: Misty Walker
Comments: Hey Tom! We met when you were at the Evansville Bone. Your little sticker thing with your website is still on John's computer, so thought I would stop in again since I see it everytime I'm on the computer. Give me a shout at orangelaffs@netscape.net. (John and I were relocated to Todd's Orlando room.) I need to talk to ya about something regarding a date you have booked and also am interested in info about the products your wife does. Misty Walker Richard Cranium Productions

Time: Thu Aug 28 20:44:24 2003
Name: Steve Burr
Comments: Please visit www.steveburrcomedy.com where, for a limited time, the next 10 people to post in the guestbook will receive Josh Sneed's mobile phone #.

Time: Fri Aug 22 11:47:33 2003
Name: Nafeesa
Comments: Nice site! If possible, please email me directly. I have a good opportunity for you. I am not a booker, and not looking to book you for a specific show so I can't go through Omnipop. Please email me at talent@topshopentertainment.com

Time: Fri Aug 15 15:28:37 2003
Name: hal brandon
Comments: Tom, I saw you last year and had a blast. Got a video clip I promised to send you. Where can I send it? Thanks, n---- please

Time: Thu Aug 7 22:09:11 2003
Name: Mark Fages
Comments: Just saw Tom @ Joker's in Dayton. Hilarious! I hope to be as good myself someday. Having a routine that good is something to strive for. Peace!

Time: Mon Aug 4 12:46:08 2003
Name: Andrew Foppe
Comments: This site ROCKS!!! I am going to skip work from now on and stay on this site! Hope you guys are doing well, home early today and just thinking about you and where you all are. Hope all is well. Give us a call soon....Andy.

Time: Sun Aug 3 14:22:44 2003
Name: JARROD HARRIS
Comments: TOM, THIS SITE LOOKS GREAT MAN. THE HECKLER VIDEO WAS REALLY FUNNY. ENJOYED DOING THE FUNNY FARM WITH YOU. ILL SEE YOU LATER. PEACE!

Time: Wed Jul 30 08:06:58 2003
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Time: Mon Jul 28 17:41:44 2003
Name: mike spurlock
Comments: craka plizzease

Time: Wed Jul 23 17:53:54 2003
Name: Matt
Comments: so good it's not even funny

Time: Fri Jul 18 09:03:46 2003
Name: Flash
Comments: Tom... I love the new look of your site! Very nice... Flash

Time: Thu Jun 26 16:07:58 2003
Name: Darrin L. Bishop
Comments: I will be honest and say that I really have not heard of you but I love comedy and I would like to know if you will ever make it to Paducah Kentucky?

Time: Thu Jun 26 16:03:19 2003
Name: Darrin L. Bishop
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Time: Wed Jun 18 21:19:52 2003
Name: melik
Comments: impressive damn impressive. ?You have got to be the blackest white guy I know though? I haven't figured that part out yet.

Time: Thu Jun 12 23:50:01 2003
Name: Geoffrey Yost
Comments: Site - Great. Tom Simmons Comedy - Brilliant.

Time: Mon Jun 2 23:26:48 2003
Name: joe howard
Comments: great site Tom I will keep checking in. check me out at www.ghettojoe.com

Time: Sat May 24 12:55:52 2003
Name: Jimmy Brazil (jim.brazil@attbi.com
Comments: Kick Ass comedy shit. Go get em! Jimmy

Time: Sat May 24 12:55:36 2003
Name: Jimmy Brazil (jim.brazil@attbi.com
Comments: Kick Ass comedy shit. Go get em! Jimmy

Time: Mon May 19 22:09:25 2003
Name: Steve Burr
Comments: Please refrain from using my last name to illustrate how cold it is in your "Tom washing the RV in 35 degree weather" photos. Your pal, Steve Burrrrrrrr ps - sorry I haven't called you back yet, I've been busy with the big move

Time: Fri May 16 09:47:57 2003
Name: McDonald G. Hessmart
Comments: Tom Simmons is hands down one of the many guys I've seen doing stand-up comedy. The website is pretty cool, but you should do more personal stuff with it like Steve Burr does. In fact, I think he has a new voicemail message from you on his. That guy is brilliant!

Time: Thu May 15 10:12:43 2003
Name: Spanky Brown
Comments: This is definately one of the best comedy sites I've ever seen , gives me a lot of imspiration on how to comprise my own . I'm a big fan although we've never met , hope to work with you soon peace Spank

Time: Sun May 4 20:34:53 2003
Name: Tom Simmons
Comments: cool, just wanted to say hi to someone who shares the same name. bye Tom from fom Tom in San Diego

Time: Thu May 1 12:49:27 2003
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Time: Tue Apr 22 22:44:09 2003
Name: Steve Burr
Comments: I think the Tom Simmons web site is second only to Steve Burr's. I may be biased because I am Steve Burr but I think most of the public would agree with me. Seriously though, my web site is better. Just kidding...much love to the kid, his Mrs. and Rick! Steve Burr www.steveburrcomedy.com

Time: Thu Apr 10 23:22:32 2003
Name: Al Romas
Comments: I think it's fucking great! I have no idea why I am here but somehow I stumbled upon it. Drive safely!

Time: Wed Apr 9 22:54:16 2003
Name: Danny Bevins
Comments: Personally I think you are a pain in the ass, but my wife's watching so: Tom Simmons is amazing both personally and professionally. His passion is both contagious and liberating. Tom is one of a handful of people who's opinion matters to me. Now if we can just get him to look at the crowd.

Time: Mon Mar 24 19:34:05 2003
Name: mikey
Comments: this site is the best tool a comedian couver have. i have learned so much from tom, eric, and co. i wish there was some way i could show my true appreciation - look forward to seein you and serena in high point soon, tom - good luck, brother!

Time: Sun Mar 23 23:16:18 2003
Name: Rhonda
Comments: I lub it berry much.

Time: Sun Mar 23 21:39:14 2003
Name: CAROLYN JESSUP
Comments: it is great

Time: Sat Mar 15 21:23:57 2003
Name: mark
Comments: I think that guy Mark who posts in the forums is really funny. He may be a genius.

Time: Thu Mar 13 16:27:18 2003
Name: lenox
Comments: Ok, I just muddle my way through the bulletin board thinking it was your guestbook. I did and always do learn from you. My vision of you is immense and clear. Stay true to your feelings and this thinj will be your's to do what you will. dl

Time: Thu Mar 6 22:52:34 2003
Name: steve and bev holford/racoon man and the poet
Comments: neat tom , how can I set up one for my poems, ha.ha hope to see you camping this summer,watch for us if you do,we'll be in the same old spot.You can email us at holfordb9@aol.com hope to here from you

Time: Wed Mar 5 13:27:50 2003
Name: Ike thomas
Comments: very good info

Time: Tue Mar 4 01:55:23 2003
Name: Eric Bergez
Comments: Tom - Great Site. Everyone at Khaha.com Loves your CD. Best of Luck!

Time: Wed Feb 26 23:58:02 2003
Name: Eric Shouse
Comments: Tom Simmons is a comedy genius, and one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever met. He almost deserves his lovely wife Serena . . . almost.

Time: Fri Feb 21 22:29:05 2003
Name: Michael & Toni
Comments: Great site! Thanks for including all of the video/MP3 clips. We were at the DC improv the night that guy was being a jerk. Awesome job working that through the skit. We thought you were hilarious. Were going to join the list to make sure we see you when you come out this way again.

Time: Sun Feb 16 03:05:34 2003
Name: Serena
Comments: Hey Tom! I love you and I had fun dancing with you in Columbia! Thanks to all of you that were at the shows in Columbia MO! You guys were great!

Time: Sun Feb 16 00:38:40 2003
Name: WebmsterP
Comments: Tom. You're funny.